No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
