Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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