I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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