i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
home. puking in laundry basket.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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