her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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