Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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