I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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