OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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