what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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