I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
