i just google imaged poop.
worst night to have a conscience
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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