i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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