GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
