I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i dont even know how to be here
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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