): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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