I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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