i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
