He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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