i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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