I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
