Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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