How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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