why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Randomize
