I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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