I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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