and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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