I'm lost and stupid without you.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My dick has a subreddit
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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