your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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