im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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