12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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