It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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