using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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