Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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