It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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