Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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