I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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