he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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