And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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