I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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