If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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