remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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