Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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