so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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