I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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