bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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