why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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