Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You've changed since you got that strap on
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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