This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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