Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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