I have demons in me.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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